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lamelohan:

oh my GOD

CHILL

refreshes:

lamelohan:

oh my GOD

CHILL

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iamironmeme:

dearness:

qunerdi:

???????

WHAT KIND OF COURT IS THIS

I’m just still in awe that they have chairs small enough to accommodate bees

bee movie is art

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deaths-impala:

sielumia:

deaths-impala:

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

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LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

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uhm…guys?

that two-timing son of a bitch

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rapewhistled:

what r u trying to do lil partner

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waepenwifebunny:

gawfzilla:

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

Vote No on the 18th to keep Scotland in the union and to stop men from having sex.

waepenwifebunny:

gawfzilla:

the one TRUE secret to a great sex life

Vote No on the 18th to keep Scotland in the union and to stop men from having sex.

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therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

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tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.That is all.

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