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Works at HYDRA Lives in Hell Married to Steven Rogers Speaks English, Russian From Nowhere

spookyordiekillua:

me:*walking through hallways in school*
some kid: im so excited for anime club
me: *anime antagonist voice* tch..

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1D can double stuff my oreo anytime

1D can double stuff my oreo anytime

In this post: one direction  1d  1 direction  I'm funny pls laugh  

I fear for white people

In this post: they r so dumb  and clueless  

newfoundgrace:

I T   I S   T I M E

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dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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carryonmywincestsounds:

Why do people think it’s okay to ask me if I’m getting financial aid??? Like what am I supposed to say like sorry my parents have been saving money for the last twenty years to give me a college education??? I just sound super rich but I’m not my parents are just frugal

ravenouscorax:

I DID NOT REALIZE HE WAS WEARING???? HOLY SHIT I’M DONE I’M DONE

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.That is all.

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